The Gumbo-Limbo Tree
&
$1,500,000.00 Willed to RALPH

Dear Ralph:

Ref: Tropical & Subtropical Trees

Have you ever seen a Gumbo-Limbo tree (also called a Naked Indian tree)?

We did in the Everglades and it is the Theda Bara of trees --- very smooth orange bark with fleshlike bumps and curves, and a tendency to peel like a birch in vertical lines so that, backlit, it wears a glowing orange fringe down each side.

--- M. Butler
mbutler@southgaylord.com

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To: poo@cts.com

Subject: WITH GOD, ONLY YOU I TRUST

Hello,

My name is Mrs. Jennifer Wilson I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed forcancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God,rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.Please pray,that the good Lord forgive me my sins.I have asked God to forgive me and i beleive he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $1,500,000 (One million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status.I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you.I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer with this specified email:

jjjbbbsolicitor@myway.com

and tell him that I have WILLED ($1,500,000.00) to you by quoting my personal reference number

Law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/9834520012

and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work.I know I dont know you but I have been directed to do this.Thanks and God bless. NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish. And Also I will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know because they are always around me.

--- Regards,
Mrs Jennifer Wilson
jenniferwwill@netscape.net
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