The Last Supper

No one asked
for a doggie bag
at the Last Supper,
and only Judas complained
about the tip,
saying he didn't think it should be split
twelve ways,
since he only ordered
an appetizer.
John kept asking for more rolls,
and Thomas doubted the fish
was even fresh.
Somebody said
the house wine was pretty good
And Jesus kept everybody entertained
by doing card tricks.