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RE: Your Website at
www.ralphmag.org

From: "Brian Thomas"
brian@linkshog.com

To: carlosamantea@yahoo.com

>Good morning, my name is Brian Thomas and I am a Internet marketing professional. I had done a Google search under the keyword psychotherapy and buddhism and had run across your website

www.ralphmag.org.
>I see that you are not listed on the first page of Google for your particular search. I am not sure if you're aware of why you're ranked this low but more importantly how easily correctable this is. There's no reason that you can't have top three rankings for the keyword psychotherapy and buddhism based on your website structure and content. You have a very nice site.

Hi, Brian, and thanks for your interest and compliments. We know exactly why we are "ranked this low." It is because we have a funky home-page that we modify every month or so with new reviews and articles and poems ... so it hangs there, like one of those Tibetan Buddhist flags, unchanging and unchangeable (and beautiful), attracting little attention with little but articles and readings and reviews and poetry designed for people in the geezer set who are interested in set-pieces with some depth, fogies who have better things to do than charge around the internet with all those sexy, noisy links and flashy popups. We are all your Grannies, Brian: your worst nightmares.

>What you need is high quality one-way anchor text links. I can help you with this.

No we don't, and stop babbling at us. And leave off pushing "anchor text links" whatever in hell those are.

>I didn't send this email out to very many people but I do favor your website because I can see your website monetizing the targeted website traffic for the keyword psychotherapy and buddhism can deliver.

"Monetizing" is not a word in the English language, so please stop using it. Now. Remember, this is your Granny speaking.

>I have your contact information and phone number. Would it be okay if I were to give you a call?

I'm sorry, Brian ... I've just been called away to a very important meeting of the AARP in Borneo.

>I would love to pursue this further over the phone with you or should I go somewhere else?

Dare I say it?

--- Lolita Lark