To: undisclosed-recipients
Dear:
>I never forget you
And I never remember you.
>How are you with your family?
Until you came along, fine. They think I'm crazy because I always open these emails from Burkina-Faso or Ouagadougou offering me millions of dollars.
>I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Venezuala.
Not again! Didn't we go through this before with partners in Mozambique, Sudetenland, Bugugalandia, and Burkina-Faso West Africa as well as from the United Nations Trust, the FBI, the CIA, and the Bank of England, the Bank of Angola, and Citibank?
>Presently i'm in Venezuela.
No shit. How'd you ever get out?
>meanwhile I didn't forget your past efforts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.
Probably it was my wife's fault, since she told me to stop wasting my time in front of the computer with you and to take out the bloody trash before the ants get to it.
>Now contact my secretary in Burkina-Faso West Africa through her e-mail id ( mariam_philip@npl ) ask her to send you the total cheque of ( $800.000.00 USD ) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this transaction.
The last time I got in touch with your blockhead of a secretary she wanted me to tell her my name, address, the numbers of all my bank acconts and credit cards, all my passwords and references and email accounts. I'm surprised she didn't make me drop my pants.
>so feel free and get in touch with my secretary Ms.Mariam Philip she will send the draft to you.
I told you, she's an inquisitive booby and blockhead. Why don't you just send the check. Or better, send it to my wife, so she'll stop nagging me to fix the roof on the garage and shovel the snow.
>Alissa Heart Desire
If you guys would stop changing your names, I would appreciate it. Or just junk them all together under some simple name --- Prince, Madonna, Obama ... something simple that I, in my dotage, can actually remember.