Men's Ties
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? 
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?--- Linda Ellerbee
As quoted in The Sun
Issue #455, November 2013
Another quote, this one from Josephine Riley Matthews:
"I'll bet you one thing, if the man had to have
the first baby there wouldn't be but two in the family.
Yes sir, let him have the first one
and the woman have the next one,
and his time wouldn't come around no more."
"I'll bet you one thing, if the man had to have
the first baby there wouldn't be but two in the family.
Yes sir, let him have the first one
and the woman have the next one,
and his time wouldn't come around no more."