R A L P H The Review of Arts, Literature, Philosophy and the Humanities Number 104 Early Fall 2003 |
NEW LISTINGS
Canadian Trains,
The Mountains of Arizona,
Lizards, Geckos, and Chameleons,
Flash Floods in the Desert, and
Ralph Steadman's Alice
REVIEWS
A History of the British Empire
The Roots of Buddhist Psychology
Great Reviews of the Past
BRIEF REVIEWS
LETTERS
ARTICLES READINGS
Autopsy
SPECIAL REPORT
POETRY
THE OFFICIAL RALPH
GENERAL INDEX
A PITHY SAMPLE
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Stiff
The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers
"The Virtual Birth Center
tells us how to prepare Placenta Cocktail,
Placenta Lasagna, and Placenta Pizza.
The latter suggests that someone other than Mom
will be partaking."
"The English criminals
who got shipped off to Australia
between 1787 and 1853
did so mostly for petty offenses.
Thus Australia literally started out
as a nation of shoplifters."
"Enlightened?
I don't know if I am enlightened.
I'm a tree. Sometimes the birds
come to rest in my branches.
Sometimes the leaves fall.
Sometimes people use me for shade.
Who knows if I am enlightened?"
Ants
"People remind me of ants
only when seen from so far away
that they no longer resemble people;
in the movie Titanic,
the passengers scrambling up the sinking hull
seemed to behave like ants."
Swagbelly,
Trekking through
the Moroccan Sahara, and
Taoist Sexual Teachings
Memories of Radio of the 40s:
Bob Poole and Poole's Paradise
Platform
For the Future Governor of California
"We will appoint John Ashcroft
head of the California Budget Department.
This will have a dual purpose:
it will bring a faith-based approach
to California's monetary problems
and at the same time will
get him out of Washington, D.C.,
a major relief for everybody concerned."
Franz Kafka in Riga
"When at last I reached
the vantage point so laboriously striven for,
I beheld, instead of Riga and
the waters of the Baltic,
only unbroken fog,
as dingy as an old newspaper
under the clouded sky."
"There are no windows,
and the clever arrangement of
powerful white lamps and reflecting screens
and shades has the effect
of diffusing a silvery glare,
a brightness such as a full moon might project
upon a quiet lake on a cloudless evening. "
Twenty-two Books on Disability
"A worthy writer must show us
the good as well as the ghastlies ---
infections, aging, the unexamined hostility of society ---
without getting maudlin,
without descending into fake heroics,
without the chill of unrelieved anger."
Badlands
"the highway's jammed with broken heroes...
till these badlands
start treating
us good."
Cartalk: A Love Poem
"Both of us came as is,
with dented fenders, and random
detritus in the trunk, and I said,
'It's as if we both broke down
outside the some gas station
at the same time.'"
Paradox-of-the-Month
A complete list of all books reviewed in RALPH,
arranged by title, including author, subject, and publisher,
plus a listing of all readings, articles and poems
that have appeared since 1994.
of our most notorious reviews
as collected in the hard-copy
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