The Review of Arts, Literature, Philosophy and the Humanities www.ralphmag.org
Number 217 Early Fall 2011 |
Hits from the Future NEW REVIEWS Capital of the World
History Thieves Daughters of the Revolution
Barrio Boy Sometimes a Great Notion
A Lamp in the Darkness Otherwise Known as the Human Condition Marshall McLuhan
Great Reviews of the Past
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YET EVEN MORE LETTERS
In a year or so,
we'll be publishing
The Noisiest Book Review
in the Known World,
a compilation of the best reviews,
readings, articles and poems
from our first fifteen years.
Here are some early selections
from our editorial staff.
The Comedy of Charlie Chaplin
"In real life,
Chaplin met Cherrill at a boxing match,
and once said that she looked
'blind as a bat' without her thick glasses.
Thus she was, indeed, blind ---
if only terribly near-sighted."
"I'll never forget
the arrogant opening lines
growled at us over the tapping
of a fake Morse Code key:
'Good evening Mr. and Mrs.
North and South America and
all the ships at sea ...
let's go to press!'"
"It's that uncanny feeling
of walking somewhere strange
and seeing a building that
you've seen dozens of times before
in dreams."
"There was nothing
exploratory or sensory
about the kiss.
It was all transmission,
no reception:
he might have been having
a convulsion in my face."
"He tells of
what it was like
to come to the United States
where people laughed too loudly and
had big feet and long red noses and
ate these repulsive things
called sandwiches."
"I scarcely thought
I would end up loving
a Bible-toting evangelist logger ---
but he's a real sweetheart.
The worst of it all is
the way that Kesey chooses
to do him in."
"Kornfield was also the first
guru we ever encountered
who told us what to do when
you are sitting there
doing your practice and
a fly runs up your nose."
"Your portrait --- and
by extension, you yourself ---
become famous because
Avedon has done you.
Lee Dawson said that he might
make your face look like
'a bag of spanners,'
but, still, you had been
elected to the club."
"Two Navajo Indians
were having a chat
across an Arizona valley
by smoke signals.
Midway through their chat,
the Atomic Energy Commission
released an atomic charge,
and when the big mushroom
cloud cleared away,
one of the Indians sent up a smoke
signal to the other, saying,
Gee, I wish I had said that."
Bloomsday Dead
"How in hell is
he going to make it past
the five or so thugs?
Forsythe is in trouble ---
hell, he's always in trouble ---
and since the reader has, by chapter three,
gotten quite fond of him, we don't want him
to be 'topped.'"
Students on Drugs
Down Syndrome
Cryptic Letters of the Month
Hopefully
A Loving and Caring Angel
ARTICLE
READINGS
Say Butterfly
POETRY
Homo Habilis
THE OFFICIAL RALPH
GENERAL INDEX
A PITHY SAMPLE
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Great Articles from the Past
Grandma Moses with
Pompadour and
Peggers
"The overall effect of Graceland
is that of a kids' clubhouse
operated on an unlimited budget,
which is approximately what it was when Elvis
and the Lost Boys of Memphis,
forever calcified in their adolescence,
were headquartered here."
The Drowned
"We were becoming men.
Our eyes seemed deeper-set,
and our cheekbones jutted:
it was as if
the beatings we'd suffered over time
had led to something permanent."
"The school was
not so much a melting pot
as a griddle where
Miss Hopley and her helpers
warmed knowledge into us
and roasted racial hatreds
out of us."
Ode to My Socks
Maru Mori brought me
a pair
of socks
that she knitted with her own hands
of a shepherdess,
two soft socks
you'd say they were rabbits.
"A pack of angels
from the main office came down ---
wanted to see how things were working
out. How we were getting along.
They ignored Edmond and his
fancy talk about astronomy, but they
fluffed their wings over my new drillbits."
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including titles of books under review,
along with author, subject, and publisher,
plus links to readings, articles, and poems
that have appeared on-line
since 1994.
of our most notorious reviews
as collected in the hard-copy
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