The Review of Arts, Literature, Philosophy and the Humanities www.ralphmag.org
Number 224 Mid-Spring 2012 |
Ten Stars NEW REVIEWS William Quesenbury Fup
History of a Pleasure Seeker Beside the Sea Comet Scar Lying in Bed Solace Married But Looking
Great Reviews of the Past
LETTERS MORE LETTERS EVEN MORE LETTERS
In our General Index
we give stars to the
best new books that have
come to us for review.
Here are several greats from
the last few months.
Barn Owl
"When courting,
the male Barn Owl will
present the light of his life
with a partially-decayed mouselet,
which she will then hold lovingly in her beak
as he does his business with her."
Overland Sketches 1850 - 1852
"We have to give full honors
to the University of Oklahoma
for making a glorious silk purse
out of what can only be described as
an excessively crude sow's ear."
"He's an ornery,
profane old bastard,
with a hankering for poker,
lurid stories, and
hootch which he makes himself.
He calls it Death Whisper."
"Poor lad with innate beauty and
sense of style and
a few talents (and wonderful luck)
makes his way into the world
of the rich and the leisured and
in no time at all is deeply
involved in their lives."
"And when you figure out
how she is going to resolve
the whole stinking mess,
you find yourself thinking No.
Not that!
Please: No!"
"The last time I saw Cary Grant, he was tearing apart bread
at the marina, a cloud of gulls around him. He let me
try on his glasses, those heavy black specs he wore
toward the end, and I bought a pair just like them
though I didn't look like Cary Grant, so I went back to not trying."
"And when it comes,
it's a beautiful girl.
It is as though
she has opened a present.
Oh look, she seems to say,
a mother,
just what I wanted."
"I suddenly start to cry, too,
so happy that somewhere else
in the whole dark world, someone,
some adult movie director somewhere,
has been through this before me."
"She demands her
'hundred and forty bones,'
and Mickey crashes in,
his teeth a row of little rat triangles,
and he pulls the old man
up off his chair.
And the party's over."
New Adventures in Engineering
"Whenever you hear a civil engineer
mouthing the not-so-civil word "tame,"
know that it's time to
batten the hatches and
head for the hills."
Tesla
Bird of Dawning
Apt. 301
Stone-inscriptions with
the Thulth Style of Script
Cryptic Letters of the Month
Your Time on Me
Bad Uncles
The Price of Pleasure
YET EVEN MORE LETTERS
Letters We Never Finished Reading
Bibles for Souls
ARTICLE
READINGS Great Readings of the Past
POETRY
Great Poems of the Past
THE OFFICIAL RALPH
GENERAL INDEX
A PITHY SAMPLE
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Appeasing Prince Charles
"'We made a deal,'
Prince Charles said.
'I let him smoke with me at home
as long as he doesn't smoke with
those punks out on the street.'"
Lunch in Romania, 1989
"'Vlad the Impaler
used to slit open the nostrils
of his enemies so they
flapped like rags in the wind,'
said Manea, by way of
putting me at my ease."
Angel of Death
"'Call an ambulance,'
Ellerbee wheezed through
his broken throat.
'Call one for me.'
'It's too late for you,'
the man said."
"We Started Home, My Son and I
He said each spot of light
was a great land, each span
of darkness the sea. And we
followed his map home
out past the edge of town where night
filled the long blocks between
streetlights with oceans."
To A Former Mistress
"At times I catch myself
making that loose mouth
old people make,
as if one's teeth don't fit,
without being false.
You're well out of it ---
I tell you this mentally, while shaving
or putting myself to bed, but it's a lie."
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