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Slowspoke
"'I'll bet you're lost.'
I told him I needed to
get to Road CC on gravel roads.
'In other words, you're lost.
We haven't had
a unicycle traveler yet
who has stopped here and
hasn't been lost.'"
The Remedy
"Koch had fallen victim to Leonardo da Vinci's idea that
the greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
Furthermore, having discovered the cause of tuberculosis,
Robert Koch decided he was the one to develop a cure."
Wake Up and Laugh
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and the Brahma realm is also right here in this world ...
When you live free from the shackles of your mind,
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Heaven and hell are not somewhere else."
Best New Poets --- 2013 Faces in the Crowd Stars Go Blue Tibetan Peach Pie
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Ezra Pound hanging in a cage
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LETTERS
The Last Sideshow
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The Committee Against Bonsai Abuse
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The Immense Machinic Phylum
"I have to figure
things out for myself
even if I lose time doing it,
since it is impossible
to find a human being
within these networks. Moreover,
the time
that I lose is time gained
by the company or institution, time that
I have graciously made
available to them."
The Mordida
"A noble era, indeed; a time when
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every time we had the urge to enjoy
a well-lubricated drive home from work."
READINGS
Kimchi Great Readings from the Past
Denigration
The First Day of My Unicycle Trip Across America
"I, too, found myself contemplating a
man on a unicycle,
a tiny measure of fascination mixed with a larger portion of dread.
This man was traveling insecurely, his
movement undulating.
He was foolish and exposed to the world.
He was in pain."
"There are
variations in which
radishes, turnips, and/or cucumbers
are added to
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same:
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Banning the Orgasm
"Given how physically pleasurable orgasm
and its preamble are, the Christian achievement in
bending the collective human mind away from
thoughts of sex as anything beyond an occasionally
necessary bodily function was no small feat."
"Did we surprise our teachers
who had niggling doubts about the picayune brains
of small black children who reminded them of clean pickaninnies
on a box of laundry soap?"
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Great Poems of the Past OUR NEW BOOK THE OFFICIAL RALPH
GENERAL INDEX
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What Would Freud Say?
"I woke with a sense
of what nails in the palms
might do to a spirit
temporarily confined to flesh.
That too was an accident
if you believe Judas
merely wanted to be loved.
To be loved by God,
Urban the 8th
had heads cut off
that were inadequately
bowed by dogma."
Aubade of the Singer and Saboteur, Marie Triste
"I was at Dachau by the weekend. They have kept me in
A small cell. A young lieutenant tortured me that first night.
Knowing I was a singer they asked me to perform
For the commandant early the next week."
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