The Review of Arts, Literature, Philosophy and the Humanities www.ralphmag.org
Number 239 Mid-Summer 2013 |
FIFTEEN HITS
NEW TITLES A Straight Road with 99 Curves
Each day, we receive a list
of hits from our server --- those pages (old and new)
which are being called up most often
by our readers. Here are fifteen of the most popular
reviews, poems, articles, and readings.
Les Murray: New Selected Poems
"We're trying to think of
the last time we picked up a fat
book of poetry by a single author and
got as engrossed as we did with this one."
"On the last night of Aitken Roshi's sesshin,
we were just settling in for the evening zazen periods when,
as if on cue, the floorboards began to rumble with
Bill Wyman's bass guitar and Mick Jagger's leering
Pleased to meetchu! Hope you guess my name!!"
New Deal Photographs
Of West Virginia 1934-1943
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with faces (dirty),
on old bedsteads (dirty),
in dreary (and dirty) rooms."
Wet
The Poems of Carolyn Creedon
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The Last Frontier
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is the best thing that could ever happen to anyone."
Jude the Obscure
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was brought about because of the book's reception
by the critics of his day.
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When he reread it, Hardy knew that the jig was up."
Maya Architecture
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assassin bugs, bird-eating spiders, and black Yucatan scorpions,
you like the rest of us will probably
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Reinventing Bach
"I did have problems
with keeping a straight face through
Karl Richter's 1971 version of
The St. Matthew's Passion.
It was staged like Wagner.
The bass? Henry Kissinger, I swear.
Alto? Nancy Reagan. Look for yourself.
Richter? Looked like he had just gotten through
eating a bitter melon.
It's a kick. Go find it."
Great Reviews of the Past
Shostakovich Symphonies and Concertos
"You can't imagine
what we went through,
listening for the fatal knock on the door
or the sound of a car pulling up."
LETTERS
John Barth
Kitty Burns Florey
MORE LETTERS EVEN MORE LETTERS
YET EVEN MORE LETTERS ARTICLES Great Articles from the Past
READINGS
Robert Earle
Nights in the Pink Motel
Paradoxes
Edward R. Murrow
Women and The Mexican Revolution
Why do not you write?
Vassar Clements
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backstage to meet, among others, Jim Croce,
Marie Osmond (don't ask) and Itzhak Perlman."
My New Pacemaker
"At another site
there was some discussion of whether,
despite this new battery-operated device
I now carry about with me,
my heart would keep on pounding
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Three of Our Favorite Readings
Suicide and Motherhood
"When we were children
and frightened of the dark,
my grandmother used to say
if we kept our eyes closed
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After the Mastectomy
"On the left side
sat my smashed flat,
deflated boob, and on
the right side, nothing,
just a thin line of
steri-strip tape
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Flat as a wall.
There were no black stitches,
no gruesome scar.
It was just gone."
Learning to Read
POETRY Derrick Asks to
OUR NEW BOOK
THE OFFICIAL RALPH
GENERAL INDEX
"Within a week or two
my hunger had turned into a feeding frenzy.
My parents were unable to separate me from books,
from morning till evening and beyond."
Ode to the Gefilte Fish
"my grandfather would eat dozens
at a time out of jars like cookies.
gelatinous bone jelly dripping
from his fingers like honey."
See My Horns
"Derrick thought jews killed jesus.
Derrick was told by his family and fathers
sitting on wooden pews in sunday schools
in the country's midsection
jews were the children of satan.
Derrick asked to see my horns.
it is 1993."
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